Party like crazy at the Girl's Night In!

It's time to get loose with da ladieeeeezIf it was my place there'd be no ticker-tape. A nightmare to clean up.If it was my place there'd be no ticker-tape. A nightmare to clean up.

Alright then, gents. When your girlfriend/wife/significant other tells you to bugger off for the evening because she wants to host a 'Girl's Night In', what exactly do you think goes on? Perhaps it's best we never know...

Anyway, Thursday night on Smeet is Girl´s night! Apparently this is a frequent occurence in the female world, when groups of enthusiastic femmes come together to chat, have a few drinks, listen to Shania Twain or other similarly crap 90s pop and just generally revel in the fact that the useless lump normally cluttering up the living room has been forced to go and watch the football at his brother-in-law's...

It´s the perfect time to talk about work, spouses, family and, most importantly of all, who everyone has a crush on at the moment. Sounds brill.

Seeing as you have a rather luxurious Smeet mansion at your disposal, it seems a waste not to utilise and have your best gal-pals round. So you´ve decided to stay at home this week and host your own private party! Put your accessory box in your living room and fill it up with fancy items to make sure that everyone is acceptably dressed (a little bit of pretentiousness never hurt noone). If anyone rocks up in trainers they can consider themselves uninvited, socially-shunned and, obviously, unfriended on Facebook.

You should also prepare the dressing table so that your girls can put some glamorous make up on (apparently it is normal to get ready at the actual party, who knew?) and get the stereo system ready to blast out some god-awful cheese - as long as your mate Becky, a notorious liability after one-and-a-half Gin and Tonics, doesn't get control of it and force everyone to listen to Cher's entire back-catalogue like last time.

Don´t forget to bribe your landlord too, without his approval the party will get shut down pretty sharpish - bringing him a few cocktails should do the trick. Which either says a lot about his relationship with alcohol or...he fancies you. The only feasible explanation.

It's gonna be an unforgettable night! Go wild, and don't worry about the mess. Your other half will be back to clean up Becky's vomit in the morning!