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Stop off for a hearty meal at Barbara’s Diner!

It’s time to set off on a classic road trip across the good ol’ U.S. of A!Salad lovers. Don't even bother here. Seriously.Salad lovers. Don't even bother here. Seriously.

CAN YOU SMELL THE FREEDOM?

After catching a flight stateside from Smeet City’s brand spanking new Tuonela International Airport, you jump in a car and hit the road! There’s really no better country on earth to simply put your foot down and head off to wherever your mood takes you - not only is it staggeringly geographically and culturally diverse, but Americans are also unbelievably friendly people, always stopping to chat with strangers and tell them about classic aspects of American culture such as the NFL, Taco Bell and Cher.

All these things are great, but this place is also obsessed with something else – THE YANKEE DOLLAR. Unfortunately you blew your entire budget for the holiday on the first night, living it up in New York City (which is fair enough, but with financial management skills like those we'd recommend you avoid Las Vegas). Luckily, you’ve spotted a ‘HELP WANTED’ sign in the window of Barbara’s Diner, which seems nice enough. Hanging around here for a while should give you enough funds to continue your journey!

The hungry travelers currently occupying the booths at Barbara’s are not a fussy bunch. They are literally ALL happy with a burger, fries and a milkshake. No vegan options here - sorry mate, you’re not in Berlin anymore.

As a result, you can concentrate on mass-producing the three main items. As you serve the tables and boost the diner’s income, you can reinvest the hard-earned cash on decorations, ensuring Barbara’s remains the most authentic diner around. A statue and a Chevrolet decoration will definitely help with that, whilst installing a juke box in the corner will allow the travelers to blast out some classic road trip tunes.

You’ve made it to the Land of the Free, Smeeters, and it’s time for you to live the American Dream! Now, stop slacking and clean out that deep fat fryer.