To some of you, this may be a familiar scenario. Mentioning no names...
You get up after an intense party night, just like the superb New Year's party you gave last week. Your head is buzzing like a beehive and you try to remember why you woke up in the bathtub...too much of Uncle Harry's 'special recipe' carrot juice, perhaps. You sway out of the bathroom and finally manage to open your eyes properly!
You close your eyes again, hoping you are still lying in your bathtub and just having a bad dream! Alas, no, you slowly open your eyes again and see the horrible reality:
YOUR ROOM IS A MESS! And your parents will be back TODAY!
First things first, you gotta get some energy for the big clean-up. Nothing works without coffee! While you drink your first cup you think of a strategy to tidy up all the mess. You take a look at the floor. It ain't nice. But you need to clean the it first, after that you can move on to the kitchen, the desk, the table and the wall.
While you are scanning the room and all the mess, more memories start to come back. Harry's carrot juice has this reputation for a reason...did you go streaking last night…? Oh dear! Suddenly you hear a loud noise, someone is snoring! You take a closer look at your bed! Aha…here is the reason you slept in the bathtub! But who the hell is it?? He or she has to leave, ASAP….
Sort yourselves out, Smeeters, put on some good music and get to work! ;-)