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WillKane Interview with Missy Fab!

Missy, this is WillKane from Smeet. As a reminder, feel free to answer these questions as you see fit. Hopefully you'll enjoy this interview, thanks! Hiya Will, I'll answer these questions bit by bit…they’re not easy lol.


1. So what made you choose Smeet in the first place, and how long have you been on Smeet? It was my son who found Smeet and I came on his avi to see what it was all about. I didn't enjoy being a boy so I made my own avi and I've been here since November 2013.


2. If you can narrow it down to the best, most fun times you've had on Smeet, what would they be and who were they with? That's a hard question coz there's been tons of fun times...Nakey Fridays in the Tavern with Jenna, Slappy, Cole, Lushy, David, Jono, Megan, Snickers, Papi, Seren, Pikey…I think even Lolly got nakey once...being thrown out of the Tavern on French server with Lushy for riding our horses naked and shouting out “I am a potato!” coz it was the only thing I could say in French...oooo there seems to be a theme here lmao.


3. If you had to pick up only ONE kind of person you like to avoid on Smeet, what type would it be and why? The type of person to avoid on Smeet are bullies, women pretending to be men and vice versa … oh and any guide if I'm being bad.


4. At a certain point in life, you may or may not want a long-term relationship, but is there something you still want in a man? What things specifically are you looking for, if any, and what things have you learned from past relationships from which you feel others on Smeet or in real life would benefit? The one thing I want from a man is food, so he's gotta be able to cook…everything else I can get for myself. Batteries are cheap and they don't make a mess . Things I've learnt from past relationships...looks aren’t important coz they fade and we're all gonna end up with wrinkly old men that look like Yoda from Star Wars so choose a guy with a great sense of humour that you can share your wobbly bits with.


5. What is the most interesting thing or person you have had your lips touch and what made it so interesting? The most interesting person that my lips touched was a famous actor and what made it so interesting was that he was gay. He wanted to see what it was like to kiss a woman…he enjoyed it but I still couldn't turn him.


6. What are your interests and hobbies outside of Smeet? Hobbies outside Smeet are eating chocolate and anything with cream on it…oh and shaving my toes!


7. As a woman, what ONE thing do you wish a man in real life would do for you both inside and outside the bedroom (ha) to make your life happier and why?

Inside the bedroom, I wish a man would stop throwing my legs over his shoulders…I'm not moaning in ecstasy; I'm screaming in flippin’ pain! To make my life happier, just pull my nightie down when you've finished! Outside of the bedroom, I'd like a man to be a makeup artist and hairdresser so he could get me ready in the mornings...What's not to love about that!


8.What is the wisest thing(s) anyone has ever said to you that still stays with you to this day, and how has that impacted your real life? Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone…so the thing is no matter how down and upset you get, dust yourself off and try and find some laughter somewhere, even if it's only from reading my answers to your bonkers question lol.


9. As we all know, the past couple of years had quite a list of famous people pass on. If you had the chance to bring one of those people back, which one do you think we should have back and why? And which one did you think should have been on the list and why? David Bowie, because he still had so much more to give…he was so innovative, different and talented. A famous person to put on the list? Any of the Kardashians for giving us brainless television.


10. Is there any one you like to shout out to, or anything in particular you like to say? Okay, this might be controversial, but a special shout out goes to Paul AKA 2DamnFilthy...sometimes he can be so naughty but he's inherently good, lots of fun and Smeet has a lot to thank him for, so I know there's quite a few of us who would love to have him back. Final word...enjoy Smeet and have a flippin' laugh...hugssssssssss xxxxx.

Make the Oriental Bazaar the place to be!

It needs a bit of a refurbishment to ensure business continues to grow!Add some oriental flair to enhance the customers' experience!Add some oriental flair to enhance the customers' experience!

A bazaar can be a very puzzling place, with the hustle and bustle of everyday business sometimes hiding the exotic side of a desert town market. You can often find a wide variety of goods in a bazaar - spices, colourful fabrics, food, jewelry - pretty much anything your heart desires!

The word bazaar means “the place of prices” and has a long tradition, especially in the Middle East. The first historical records documenting the concept of a bazaar stem from 3000 BC. They were built along trade routes to ensure they always had easy access to the freshest and newest goods.

Our Oriental Bazaar is also a nice looking, exotic marketplace, but we think it could really use a bit more oriental flair! The mountebank will help you entice more costumers, which is important for your market stalls. Guide the customers to the correct market stall so they can purchase the item they are after. In return, you will earn Dinars.

Invest these Dinars in your bazaar and give it a bit of a makeover. This includes raising some banners to help with advertising and make your Oriental Bazaar the most famous in Smeet!

Time to Rhyme on Smeet!

EN Journalist Femme shares the puns of smeet.

There once was an info named Slappy,

Who was always unusually happy.

Until people prove dumb

 And start showing their bums,

And then his day gets slap-happy!


And then is a young lad named Jacob,

Who logs on as soon as he wakes up.

Making sure all the tools

Are following rules,

Even the ones who wear make-up!


Officiant Mrs. Love is her name

And tying the knot is her game.

I’ve heard it said

You’ll be happily wed,

But you’ll also be broke just the same!


Let’s hear it for a DJ named Nads!

Call her Princessa, else she’ll get mad.

Her music is Latin,

Or maybe it’s Trappin’?

But either way it makes us glad!



And last is a guy I’ll call Paul,

2dk, but he has many alts.

He likes starting double-trouble,

But if you burst his double-bubble,

He’ll cry that it’s never his fault.



Have a topic you want to see in the blog? PM me and I will be glad to take all ideas into account


Smeet Name: Femme

ID: 23785066

The Santa Plata Presidential Election is here!

Three different candidates are vying for your vote!Politicians. Who'd trust 'em?Politicians. Who'd trust 'em?

You may already be aware that the island republic of Santa Plata has the small matter of a presidential election coming up this weekend! Somehow all Smeeters have found their way onto the electoral register, so you have a say in the future of this beach paradise!

Today you will receive a ballot with which you can vote for your favourite candidate! The candidates are as follows:

António Ranchero: 'Equality, fraternity, freedom, these are the pillars of a functioning state. If you vote for me, I will bring all these important values back to Santa Plata.'

Héctor "Daddy Loco" Batista: 'Party and Fun! that´s what life is all about. If you have enjoyment in your life everything is better! Vote for me and the fun will never stop!'

Maria Militia: 'Santa Plata needs a strong leader. Someone that values its potential and guides it into a brighter future! Vote for me and I will be a strong leader for a strong nation!'


Choose the voting booth of your favourite candidate from the Shop (available on Saturday) and vote with your ballot for him or her. You can also purchase more ballots if you feel really strongly!

You can vote until 10th July, and don´t get confused - you will be able to see all the candidates in the Shop too but you won´t be able to buy them! After we've counted all the votes, we will activate only the new president of Santa Plata. If you voted correctly and your candidate won the election, you will be able to purchase the candidate (for Dimes) with your vote!

So take part in the election this weekend and decide on the future of Santa Plata!

SMS Payment Issues

Some users may have experienced problems.Apologies for any inconvenience caused!Apologies for any inconvenience caused!

Dear Smeeters, our SMS payment provider is currently suffering from technical problems. If you've tried to top up via SMS and didn´t receive the Coins, please inform your Admin so we can take care of it as soon as the problem is fixed.

Thank you for your understanding.

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