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Welcome to Santa Plata

What's your ultimate dream in life? There's loads of cool stuff to choose from, but owning your own tropical island wouldn't be a bad situation to be in! Luckily, you met some bloke down the pub who, whilst appearing a bit shifty at first, cut you a surprisingly good deal and now...your dream has come true!

That's right, you are now like the Richard Branson of Smeet, minus the dodgy beard. You own “Santa Plata”, an island that has everything - a glistening sandy beach, clear blue water, colourful birds and, perhaps most importantly of all, just the peaceful sounds of the ocean!

Unfortunately, like many things in life, it all seems a little too good to be true. After sunning yourself on the beach and chilling out in the water for a weekend, you realise you spent all your money on the island and now find yourself in dire financial trouble. My Uncle Harry always said that the best decisions in life are never taken in a pub...

So after your moment of Donald Trump-esque financial planning, you need to try and figure out a way to make a wad of cash to finance your tropical island (I feel like sentences like that one are the reason the term 'first-world problems' exists). Since the island is pretty damn attractive, tourism is an obvious solution to your financial woes. Sadly, yes, this may mean having to share the beach with loud, drunken Brits in football shirts or deckchair-hogging Germans, but one must pay them bills!

So after establishing several shops and creating a rather snazzy website you've got yourself a few bookings! The shuttle bus that transfers the tourists from the airport to your tropical village will soon be full, ensuring your wallet will be filled with Santo Pesos! KAAAA-CHIIIIIING. You'll also notice pretty quickly that this island has some serious potential! So you might want to invest the money you get from the tourists to upgrade the village. As more and more tourists arrive the local economy will boom. Your chilled-out, secluded beach may be gone, but who cares? You're rolling in the cash, aren't ya!

On the other hand, maybe it will be nice having other people around to share in the fun. So attract more and more tourists and make sure Santa Plata becomes the most beautiful holiday paradise in Smeet!


Beautiful Santa PlataBeautiful Santa Plata

EN Server Entertainer/DJ Callout!

It's Entertainers and DJs ONLY we are after this week!We need some proper party people to help run events on the EN server!We need some proper party people to help run events on the EN server!

Hey everyone! Smeet is looking for volunteers to fill in the available positions as listed below.


Before applying for the roles we are calling for, please make sure that you qualify before you send in your application:

• An EN server user with a good behavioural record on Smeet.

• Level 80 or above.

• Knowledge and experience in the Smeet 3D World.

• Ability to follow the Smeet "Code of Conduct" and set a good example for other users.


Please read ALL of the requirements for the position you would like to fill before applying. This is the most important thing we can emphasize, because you cannot resubmit your application once you've submitted it, so it's best to get it right the first time.

If you apply for a position that involves holding events in Smeet, you MUST be able to meet that position's requirements; in the case of DJs and Entertainers, you MUST speak on microphone.


For ALL POSITIONS, your basic application should include the following:

  • Detail exactly which role you are applying for.
  • A short brief detailing why you think you would be good at the role!
  • Your Smeet name and ID number.
  • Your Facebook name.

Failure to include all of these will work against you in the decision process, so make sure you get it all in!




Requires throwing weekly events that all Smeeters can attend! Entertaining users, throwing super fun contests, and allowing Smeeters to have a good time is an absolute must! Essential requirements are ongoing participation (1 event every 2 weeks at least), a microphone and web-cam that work properly, good command of the English language, availability to collaborate with other entertainers and admins, as well as outstanding creativity and new ideas for events!



DJs must throw live music mixing events in which all Smeeters can attend, and are invited! Essential requirements are ongoing participation, a microphone, a web-cam, mixing console (or virtual console) that works properly, a passion for music and the willingness to create new playlists for every event!



For additional tips on applying for a badge, please read this article:

All applications should be sent to wild [dot] rover [at] outlook [dot] com. Please only send one application - repeated applications will not be considered. The deadline for submitting applications is Sunday, 11th June 2017 - anything sent after this date will not be considered!

We look forward to receiving your applications! Good luck!

Love Tips from a Matchmaker!

Your EN Matchmaker Sugar Plum Carson (ID: 19945543) with some advice!Are you about to get bitten by the luuuurve bug?Are you about to get bitten by the luuuurve bug?
If you are shy it is hard to talk to people and maybe someone you have found someone you like and would like to ask out and maybe even make your girlfriend or boyfriend? 
Don't back down, you have to give it a shot! Have courage and just go for it. I know the feeling because i used to be shy.

I talked to the one i liked and i was there for him and sometimes you have to take the step and maybe even ask a friend (or Matchmaker!) for help.
Here are some steps you might like to go by:
1. Be yourself.
2. Talk with them.
3. Don't let your shyness overcome you.
4. If he/she isn’t saying how they feel, look for it in signs!
5. Be there for them and take it slow.
6. Show them you will be there for them.
Well that's all for now folks, good luck!
Matchmaker Sugar Plum Carson (ID: 19945543) 

The Michael Jordan Story

From your new EN Sports Reporter •÷±‡± ĤёŠρёŘάX ±‡±÷ (ID: 23035952).His best performance? Space Jam, for me.His best performance? Space Jam, for me.

Michael Jordan flying in the skies of american basketball - who isn't familiar with him and his creativity and excellence?
Michael Jordan was born on 17/02/1963 and, according to the website of the American Basketball Association, is the best basketball player in history.

He began his career in basketball in 1984 when he moved from the university of North Carolina to the Chicago Bulls, where he was chosen as the third best amateur player in that period. Jordan (or “Air Jordan” as his fans call him) proved his existence very fast in the basketball world with his excellent ability to score and jump, especially his huge dunks and high flying style.

Michael Jordans achievements come close to the stuff of imagination. He won the Most Valuable Player award 5 times (MVP) and was chosen 10 times in the season team (All-NBA First Team award). He also won the award of the best defensive player 10 times, and was selected as the top scorer for 10 seasons and the best player in the finals 6 times. He was chosen in 1999 as the greatest athlete of the century in North America, according to ESPN.

Even the legend Magic Johnson said "there's Michael Jordan, then there's the rest of us", and thus the name of Michael Jordan was engraved on the pages of history and became a striking example of his skills and diligence, and was able to challenge the difficulties to engrave his name among the distinctive stars.

I hope you have enjoyed the story of Michael Jordan, the amazing American basketball player.

Party like crazy at the Girl's Night In!

It's time to get loose with da ladieeeeezIf it was my place there'd be no ticker-tape. A nightmare to clean up.If it was my place there'd be no ticker-tape. A nightmare to clean up.

Alright then, gents. When your girlfriend/wife/significant other tells you to bugger off for the evening because she wants to host a 'Girl's Night In', what exactly do you think goes on? Perhaps it's best we never know...

Anyway, Thursday night on Smeet is Girl´s night! Apparently this is a frequent occurence in the female world, when groups of enthusiastic femmes come together to chat, have a few drinks, listen to Shania Twain or other similarly crap 90s pop and just generally revel in the fact that the useless lump normally cluttering up the living room has been forced to go and watch the football at his brother-in-law's...

It´s the perfect time to talk about work, spouses, family and, most importantly of all, who everyone has a crush on at the moment. Sounds brill.

Seeing as you have a rather luxurious Smeet mansion at your disposal, it seems a waste not to utilise and have your best gal-pals round. So you´ve decided to stay at home this week and host your own private party! Put your accessory box in your living room and fill it up with fancy items to make sure that everyone is acceptably dressed (a little bit of pretentiousness never hurt noone). If anyone rocks up in trainers they can consider themselves uninvited, socially-shunned and, obviously, unfriended on Facebook.

You should also prepare the dressing table so that your girls can put some glamorous make up on (apparently it is normal to get ready at the actual party, who knew?) and get the stereo system ready to blast out some god-awful cheese - as long as your mate Becky, a notorious liability after one-and-a-half Gin and Tonics, doesn't get control of it and force everyone to listen to Cher's entire back-catalogue like last time.

Don´t forget to bribe your landlord too, without his approval the party will get shut down pretty sharpish - bringing him a few cocktails should do the trick. Which either says a lot about his relationship with alcohol or...he fancies you. The only feasible explanation.

It's gonna be an unforgettable night! Go wild, and don't worry about the mess. Your other half will be back to clean up Becky's vomit in the morning!

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